Category: Movie Reviews

Movie Reviews

The Relic (1997)

I vaguely remember seeing this movie in the theater when it came out. It’s one of those horror movies that tries really hard to be exactly like every other horror movie, but it keeps moving fast enough to engage the

The Curse (1987)

This is definitely one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time. It almost starts to venture back into the “so bad it’s good territory”. The basic premise is that a meteor crash lands on a farm and

Species (1995)

As a teenage boy, this movie had everything. Blood, aliens, and boobs. The story starts with a prologue implying that S.E.T.I. picked up on some alien radio transmission. It then dives straight into the action with a super human teen

Zombi 3 (1988)

This is Italian horror at its finest. Directed by Lucio Fulci and Bruno Mattei,¬†Zombi 3 is a schlock rip-off of Romero’s Night of the LivingDead series. Everything about it is over-the-top, outrageous, and extreme. The story starts with a scientist

Wish Upon (2017)

A dumpster-diving father (Ryan Phillipe) finds an ornate Chinese box and gives it to his daughter, Clare (Joey King), as a gift. Little does she know, the box grants its owner seven wishes in exchange for a blood price. In

The 9th Annual 31 Days of Blood and Gore

It’s crazy that this is the 9th year of doing 31 horror movie reviews in October. At one point, a couple of years ago, I thought I’d run out of horror movies, but not only are there thousands I’ve never

Mandy (2018)

From the director of Beyond the Black Rainbow, comes a wild cinematic journey of love and vengeance. On the surface, it is pretty thin on plot, but what makes the film shine is an incredible aesthetic where every frame is like

Arizona (2018)

This kinda came out of nowhere and intrigued me, because the premise, tone, and cast sounded fresh. Danny McBride plays a deranged homeowner who is in financial dire straits after the crash of the housing market in 2008. After an

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Watch it.

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Mission: Impossible – Fallout

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