Dracula 2000 (2000)

You got Christopher Plummer as Van Helsing, Gerard Butler as Dracula, and Jonny Lee Miller as Van Helsing’s protege in this loose re-telling of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

Some thieves steal Dracula’s coffin from Van Helsing’s vault, and little do they know he’s going to drink every last drop of their blood. Then there is a girl named Mary (Justine Waddell) who has some psychic link to Mr. Dracula. Once it starts to delve into religious territory and reveal that Dracula is actually Judas Iscariot, well, I couldn’t wait for it to be over.

There was plenty of blood and yucky stuff. Heads came off, eyeballs were punctured. It doesn’t really matter when the story is such rubbish.

I can’t really think of anything I liked about it. It’s boring. No fun to be had. It drags until you get to the credits and you are like, “Thank Jeebus, it’s finally over.”