• It’s March

    shamrockSpring is in the air and that means the weather is warming. No, I’m not going to launch into a rant about climate change. Suck it.

    The best things about this month include Shamrock Shakes, March Madness, and Lucky Lime Eeegee.

    Yesterday, I went to get my first Shamrock. I asked at the drive-thru to make sure they even had it. The response: “You already know it.”

    What? I already know it? OK, give me three, shit-biscuit.

    At the first window, the guy asks, “Do you really like the Shamrock Shake?” with a look of disbelief.

    “Yes.”

    “You really like it?”

    “Yes.”

    I pulled forward and got my shakes.

    I’m not enthusiastic about mint-flavored things, but this shake tastes good and you can only get it one month out of the year. Also, TRADITION! And, IRISH! (not really)


  • Deadpool (2016)

    deadpool-posterI think I read one of the Deadpool comics when I was a kid and reading some X-Men comics. I always thought it was just a rogue X-Person who sparred with Wolverine from time to time.

    This new movie takes the character to 11 and makes one helluva fun ride for viewers. It was like an ice-cold lemonade on a hot summer day: REFRESHING.

    The fact that is was rated R and full of violence and nudity was not the primary reason for its success. It has more to do with how people are getting tired of the same old superhero movies. Deadpool told a more human story of a man trying to survive with overwhelming circumstances. It didn’t feel like an origin story, even though it was.

    My only real criticism is that the writers tried to pack too many jokes into the movie. Some were great and random, others were too obvious and fell flat.

    My favorite part was how Deadpool kept leaving his important weaponry behind before big battles.


  • We’re Getting the Band Back Together

    The tacos have been gone for far too long. Well, they were never really “gone” per se. More like they were left for dead on the side of the road. The rescue helicopter is here to save the day and the tacos will rise from the ashes like a tasty Mexican phoenix entree.

    I’m so happy it’s like a wedding. There will be games and prizes and special events. There may even be some old favorites returning from the graveyard that is Stemshul’s old Gateway computer.

    This time around, we have new technology. We have rebuilt “him” better than before. While “he” will never be worth 6 million dollars, that’s not why we do this. We do it for the love of the game.

    This is our return to innocence.