I hope that Congress prevents President Obama from appointing a new Supreme Court Justice. That way, when Im elected president, I can appoint him.

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blank-north-america-mapThe results are in and it looks like all of the participating states, provinces, sectors, and regions have voted that I, Stemshul, represent the Beard Party in 2016. Thank you for your continuing support. I will be taking the next couple of days to determine who my running mate will be.

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OdinsBeardWeb_zpscc83d983On this, the 29th day of February 2016, I am officially announcing my candidacy for the President of the United States of America. I will be running under the Beard Party. The Beard Party stands for equality for all, the removal of all things unnecessary, and the idea that saying what you actually mean just might be worth while. In the upcoming weeks I will be talking about marriage, guns and other ways to kill, immigration, and much much more.

The image was stolen from drake.saure. He doesnt necessarily support the beard party, but he makes a bitchin Odin shirt.

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The tacos have been gone for far too long. Well, they were never really “gone” per se. More like they were left for dead on the side of the road. The rescue helicopter is here to save the day and the tacos will rise from the ashes like a tasty Mexican phoenix entree.

I’m so happy it’s like a wedding. There will be games and prizes and special events. There may even be some old favorites returning from the graveyard that is Stemshul’s old Gateway computer.

This time around, we have new technology. We have rebuilt “him” better than before. While “he” will never be worth 6 million dollars, that’s not why we do this. We do it for the love of the game.

This is our return to innocence.