With panic buying taking over all the supply of toilet paper in the United States (again), MattBrand has decided to capitalize on the opportunity. You may think this is ordinary toilet paper, but you’d be wrong. This new and improved… Continue Reading
Introducing MattBrand Flavor for Your Mouth: Dog Hair Chips. Made with all natural dog hair organically sourced from someone’s floor! “I can’t believe you ate those!” NOTE: While this product may resemble Frito Lay’s Doritos chips, the likeness is purely… Continue Reading
Hey, fry-eater! Do you like your french fries with bland ketchup? Perhaps you dip in mayo (YOU MONSTER). Your worries are over, because your fries will finally get what they need: the Zing. Introducing MattBrand Spicy Fry Juice. Never again… Continue Reading
Hey, you! Do you worry about wearing a fanny pack? Would you like something a little bit more discreet? Introducing the NEW MattBrand Merkin Fanny Pack. Keep your junk safe AND discreet!
Hey, old guy! Do your dentures need a work out? How about your jaw? Well, you’re in luck! Introducing MattBrand Old People Chew Treats. The premium chew treat your mouth craves. Tastes great, feels great, and leaves your dentures feeling… Continue Reading