Introducing MattBrand Flavor for Your Mouth: Dog Hair Chips. Made with all natural dog hair organically sourced from someone’s floor! “I can’t believe you ate those!” NOTE: While this product may resemble Frito Lay’s Doritos chips, the likeness is purely… Continue Reading
Hey, fry-eater! Do you like your french fries with bland ketchup? Perhaps you dip in mayo (YOU MONSTER). Your worries are over, because your fries will finally get what they need: the Zing. Introducing MattBrand Spicy Fry Juice. Never again… Continue Reading
Hey, you! Do you worry about wearing a fanny pack? Would you like something a little bit more discreet? Introducing the NEW MattBrand Merkin Fanny Pack. Keep your junk safe AND discreet!