Tired of it taking forever to get to the bottom of a snow mountain? Is it too bumpy on the way down? Good news! MattBrand Sled Wheels will turn any sled into an amazing and expeditious ride. They are affordable… Continue Reading
With panic buying taking over all the supply of toilet paper in the United States (again), MattBrand has decided to capitalize on the opportunity. You may think this is ordinary toilet paper, but you’d be wrong. This new and improved… Continue Reading
Introducing MattBrand Flavor for Your Mouth: Dog Hair Chips. Made with all natural dog hair organically sourced from someone’s floor! “I can’t believe you ate those!” NOTE: While this product may resemble Frito Lay’s Doritos chips, the likeness is purely… Continue Reading
Hey, fry-eater! Do you like your french fries with bland ketchup? Perhaps you dip in mayo (YOU MONSTER). Your worries are over, because your fries will finally get what they need: the Zing. Introducing MattBrand Spicy Fry Juice. Never again… Continue Reading
Hey, you! Do you worry about wearing a fanny pack? Would you like something a little bit more discreet? Introducing the NEW MattBrand Merkin Fanny Pack. Keep your junk safe AND discreet!