Tired of it taking forever to get to the bottom of a snow mountain? Is it too bumpy on the way down? Good news! MattBrand Sled Wheels will turn any sled into an amazing and expeditious ride. They are affordable and comfortable!
What’s that you say? Now your sled can be used WITHOUT snow. That’s right! The MattBrand Sled Wheels turn your sled into a wagon when all the snow has melted away!
But wait! There’s more!
Introducing the X-Tream Delux model. One wheel. Total control. Zooming pleasure.
Buckle up, because these wheels will take you somewhere. (Hopefully, not to the hospital.)
With panic buying taking over all the supply of toilet paper in the United States (again), MattBrand has decided to capitalize on the opportunity. You may think this is ordinary toilet paper, but you’d be wrong. This new and improved product has extra features that your regular toilet paper just doesn’t have:
Glow in the dark coating for those late night poops.
Secret compartment for hiding valuables in the last place a thief would think to check.
Poop guard enhancements to keep the poop on the paper and not on your hands.
Softer than silk.
Potpourri infusion for fresh smells.
That’s right, your butt needs this!
In the immortal words of Larry: “Wipe your ass at night and think about me”
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