MattBrand Dog Hair Chips

Introducing MattBrand Flavor for Your Mouth: Dog Hair Chips. Made with all natural dog hair organically sourced from someone’s floor!

Man's Best Chip

“I can’t believe you ate those!”

NOTE: While this product may resemble Frito Lay’s Doritos chips, the likeness is purely accidental, so you can’t sue MattBrand (the company), because our lawyers said so.

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