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The New 1's
- Fourward (as neil would say it)
- The New 1's
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The New 1's

Fourward (as neil would say it)

The New 1's are a set of inside jokes that, for one reason or another, was written down on several pages of lined notebook paper. They were primarily documented by the basement dweller, Montel. He, along with several other teenaged boys would hang out in the basement playing Dungeons & Dragons, video games, and playing music in a band. There are several reoccurring topics. These include making fun of the way people mispronounce things, a list of all of the “Dons” that could be remembered, dictations of Larry Notes, movie and video game references, and all manner of things that teenaged boys in the 90s found entertaining. Regrettably, there are also several instances of culturally insensitive material. After much deliberation, we decided to include them as this is a snapshot of a culture at a certain point in time. 64tacos has evolved since this time and acknowledges their problematic nature.

The New 1's Remixes

The audio New 1's recordings were remixed with techno music backing tracks by katohater in the early 2000s. Find them available to stream on your favorite streaming service: The New 1's Remixed

The New 1's

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0. New 1's Andy
1 Clable
2 Sheit (shit)
3 "By the time your children are fit to live with their living with some one else"
4 Face
5 Odda
6 "The SNAP"
7 Dung
8 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
9 Shedu
10 horning
11 Reese - Jimmy Reese
12 Chits
13 McGregor
14 Sphinx
15 Stu
16 Soil
17 Strate up
18 Chillin Elves
19 Ahhh Neil
20 (Spock) - Bishop
21 Kracker Stupid Kracker (Ken)
22 "Ahhh the wood"
23 Bone
24 Biffy
25 Raw (Neils feet)
26 SPiffy
27 Bin
28 Peef
29 Benjuice
30 Ballwinder
31 Penis scissors

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64 "Shit all over the DM's seat"
65 Titty Boy - (DAN)
66 Critter
67 Richard's leg
68 Shocker
69 Polio
70 Bean
71 Dinty Moore
72 Mr Burger - (Neils Shitty Job)
73 Don Burger
74 Don Brim
75 Don Bink
76 Don Bunce
77 Don Won
78 1/2 Don Wing Don Dink
78 Don Fehr
79 Loche
80 Anti freeze and michromachines
81 The SPlit
82 Ashon
83 Slaaab
84 Garymondey
85 Jolowed
86 Jysko
87 Smythers
88 Bink
89 Ahh Mr Anderson
90 Glen
91 Gabe
92 Fuct
93 RiPP
94 gig
95 Neils sort and wash laundry shit
96 Mitch
97 highway fox

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193 poonany (winnie the pooh) (poos nanny
194 Ahhhhh the electromagnetic strips ya know the video tape will deteriate, the electromagnetic fields effect our home videos. AHH ya know the colors bleed over many years my walls are only 1/8 inch thick and then there's only a 2 by 4 behind that
195 Dan Steaked his stubby toe on Larry's Damn stakces
196 Bill Sheldon is a shedu, Billll sheldon is a shedu.
197 Oxford - 94¢ notecards (notecards that were not opened in mel's trash)
198 Ahehlle >
199 Poop stains in Neils Greatland Pants
200 Larry notes (refer to #194)
201 Montel's fucked up laugh
202 Dishout for Halloween RETARDS (see #169)
203 NOOOOO.....(It snapped Shit it busted)
204 Andross
205 Larry in his underwear.
206 Grits
207 Briech Fuzz
208 Neil's razorburned beveled head.
209 (Larry Notes) - Ya know, if you set the switch all the way to the left your fucked - no your just fucked you can't take the dashboard apart you just cant.

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157 Aleta downstairs sowing with Lynn Bates' glasses.
229 # two twenty Nine
230 Its more whippy (the tapioca pudding)
231 Rice Pudding
232 Lary's logic
233 extrademensional space
234 Melfs Minute (as in time ) Meteors (see #218 the way Neal would say it)
235 BooooooooB HUG
236 Ghaeanchk it from Larry (man you gotta)
237 Tom
238 Dwaane
239 Dikk
240 The elekant noibles are all chattering giddily
241 TitFest
242 Fisher (Kreast)
243 De breast
244 Theres pebbles under that shit
245 Burn nerd
246 I Bot it
247 Chafe
248 Dyson
249 Dont cry over spilt milk
250 Louis Rich
261 Jobbely
262 Gondy
263 I Popped the fisher
264 what was the 1 I made a long time ago?
265 the HOPE NETWORK COIT
265 Coit (Pronounced colt) as neil woul say it
266 actually it was colt (pronounced coit) as neil would say it
267 Hot wings (Buffalo chips)

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269 THE WALLS
270 Stick here in a dreadlock (as neil would put it)
271 Big Fella
272 Neil bitchin about his scraped computer
273 Pasties (as neil would put it was actually Pastries)
274 Kasey Stengalls
275 It all started with blue rhin0 (as neil would put it
276 Data
277 Babylon 5
278 Deep Face 9
279 The release point of the sand mold
280 Bile
281 Mayhow
282 SchaaPS as neil would put it
283 wayne getting a fat girl pregnant and cumming in her 20 times
284 Neils receding hair
285 Neil pissing on the bathroom floor without knowing it
286 Neil Drunk in General
287 I'm not going over there, Bryces Sperm is over there
288 Conners Cumming on Clayton but Claytons is Conner
289 Loc Phan
290 Vinh Tran
291 Mi Li
292 Dwight - prounounced Da White
293 Justin - that fagot
294 Mr Brown - Ah Ah Ah Ah
295 Dan's pre-bent microwave toes

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296 Your fucked your just fucked the lead on the walls when burnt turn into Sianide Gas, your fucked theres no way out. theres soooo much gas I mean your fucked, just fucked. way to much crystalization. Way to much.
297 Its not the flames that kill ya. Its the Sianide Gas. I mean you can be sitting there at 72 degrees which is room temperature and the next minute it could be 2,000 degrees. Neil, theres no fire exit in your house. You need to get as close as you can away from the Sianide Gas because the lead will deteriorate and bunn into a multiple component called Sianide gas. I mean your just fucked, theres no way out. NO WAY OUT - NO WAY OUT
298 was it 4 centuries or for centuries as neil would put it
299 STASIS
300 Spanky's pepperoni pizza
301 Josh's Kreases
302 Butterfeash
303 Its like a Kora(Larry)
304 Butterboom Buta feash
305 Behrends Hendrick Stuit!
306 Waynes caved in roof in his Coit
307 RC doesnt grow on trees. (as josh would say it)
308 Aleta's Fuck up - Josh got a fucked up Infamous Pachzi shirt he's screwed.
309 Dan's elastic ears
310 Roy Wallace

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