Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

I kinda feel like this one should be called Halloween 5: The Final Night He Came Home. Or Halloween: The Final Revenge.Otherwise, I have no idea that the series was supposed to be done for a 7 years. It's a direct continuation of part 4. Michael Myers is almost killed but gets away and then starts stalking his niece, played by Danielle Harris, who has a…

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Tales From The Darkside The Movie (1990)

From horror masters George Romero and Stephen King comes this horror anthology. The movie starts with a kidnapped boy (Matthew Lawrence) being held by a housewife (Deborah Harry) as the intended main course of a dinner party. The boy attempts to stall the cooking process by reading some stories to the housewife from a big book called Tales from the Darkside that he was given…

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Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

An alien organism arrives on earth and starts taking over the human race by duplicating people while they sleep. The clones are identical in appearance but are usually missing their personality or well known character traits. By the time anyone figures it out, it's almost too late. Almost. Donald Sutherland plays health inspector Matthew, the one who puts together what is going on. We…

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Night of the Creeps (1986)

An alien canister crash lands in the 50s and releases a zombie virus. The first infected person is put on ice only to be thawed 30 years later by some punk kids trying to steal a cadaver for a frat pledge prank. 80s TEEN COMEDY HORROR TIME!!!!!!!! It's mostly slow going as the infection starts to spread in the form of fast-moving slug creatures…

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From Beyond (1986)

A mad scientist and his assistant (Jeffrey Combs) create a device called The Resonator that allows them to see things beyond reality. Unspeakable, horrible things, which cause the mad scientist to be decapitated and his assistant put in a nuthouse for the murder. The doctor who treats the assistant gets him out of the nuthouse and they, along with a detective (Ken Foree from Dawn…

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Slugs (1988)

I've seen some animal-based horror movies but this one takes the taco. Slugs? Really? They don't move fast enough. How could they possibly kill anyone? Who is going to be afraid of them? A health inspector in a small town uncovers the toxic waste-modified slug takeover. From the opening death, it takes a incredible amount of time before another death happens and it comes…

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NFL Power Rankings Week 8

The Broncos bounce back with a big Monday night win against the Texans. The Redskins, Falcons and Ravens all take big losses this week, though, none of them are out of it yet. Browns continue their quest of being the worst football team of all time! Patriots, 19 Points (6-1) Up 1 Vikings, 18 Points (5-1) Down 1 Cowboys, 14 Points (5-1) Same Raiders,…

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Zombieland (2009)

This is what they mean when they say "new classic." It's equal parts hilarious and horrific as four zombie apocalypse survivors must come to terms with their total shitfest reality. What makes it work so well is the high octane pace and the spunk-filled wit. The characters have their quirks with Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) obsessed with his rules for survival and Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson)…

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Christine (1983)

Based on a Stephen King novel and directed by John Carpenter, Christine is about a classic car with a mind of its own and a taste for blood. The story follows a high school nerd, Arnie, and his jock friend Dennis. Arnie buys the piece of crap car for $250 and restores it. Arnie becomes cool and spends so much time with the car that…

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28 Days Later (2003)

This is a game changer right here. Danny Boyle knows how to rock the party. Animal rights activists unleash a terrible virus into the world after releasing some chimps from a testing facility. The virus turns the entire world into a rage zombie-infested wasteland. Damn hippies! Our hero Jim, played by Cillian Murphy, starts his journey in a deserted hospital with his wang out…

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