Humor

MattBrand Spicy Fry Juice

Hey, fry-eater! Do you like your french fries with bland ketchup? Perhaps you dip in mayo (YOU MONSTER). Your worries are over, because your fries will finally get what they need: the Zing. Introducing MattBrand Spicy Fry Juice. Never again will you dip your fries in a tasteless concoction. Try MattBrand Fry Juice. IT'S GOT ZING!

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March 30, 2020
Video Games

Do you like to play games?

With minimal help from my 6-year-old son, I've made a small game in Scratch called Fart Night. You play a weirdo named Drift who must defeat the zombie hordes with his potent flatulence. When Drift is running low on toots, fill up his gas meter with tacos, cans of beans, and onions (forthcoming). There is also supposed to be a boss zombie at the…

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March 28, 2020
Humor

MattBrand Merkin Fanny Pack

Hey, you! Do you worry about wearing a fanny pack? Would you like something a little bit more discreet? Introducing the NEW MattBrand Merkin Fanny Pack. Keep your junk safe AND discreet!

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March 27, 2020
Music

Sufjan Stevens & Lowell Brams – Aporia (2020)

This album, Aporia, came out a couple days ago as an early release for all the poor folks who are stuck at home trying not to get virused. For that, I thank you, Mr. Stevens, because I am one of those unfortunate folks. There is something magical about the mostly instrumental electronic that evokes the sentiment of a Blade Runner/cyberpunk dystopia. Put it on…

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March 27, 2020
Music

Free Music!

Nine Inch Nails just released two instrumental Ghosts albums for free download on their website. It's great for background music if you are working from home or trying to keep young children from burning down the house.

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March 26, 2020
Outdoors

White Pine Campout

https://youtu.be/e29k_DzVDmU Heres some footage from our backpacking trip last weekend. We shortened the trip so we didnt get to film as much as we had hoped. It was still a fun time filled with beautiful scenery.

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March 24, 2020
Humor

MattBrand Old People Chew Treats

Hey, old guy! Do your dentures need a work out? How about your jaw? Well, you're in luck! Introducing MattBrand Old People Chew Treats. The premium chew treat your mouth craves. Tastes great, feels great, and leaves your dentures feeling fresher than they were before. Your choice of Prime Rib or Werther's Original flavors. MattBrand Old People Chew Treats. Because what else are old…

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March 23, 2020
Outdoors

Gear Loadout

https://youtu.be/deDdNf6C6gc Gear Loadout for our upcoming backpacking trip. Daves Gear: https://lighterpack.com/r/bkfn8z Jacks Gear: https://lighterpack.com/r/t1gom1

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March 18, 2020
Movies

Terminator: Dark Fate

They tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter. When I first heard about this new Terminator sequel, I remained skeptical. The previous sequel Genisys was a complete train wreck on almost every level. The exciting part this time was that original series creator, James Cameron, was back to produce with Tim Miller (director of Deadpool) in…

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March 15, 2020