Camilla Belle plays Jill the babysitter in this remake of the 1979 classic of the same name. She's just taking care of some sleeping kids for some rich people at their fancy pants remote mansion when calls from a strange guy start coming in. At first, she just brushes it off, but as the calls continue, the stranger appears to know things as if…
Its very early in the season. Most teams are six games in. Needless to say, nothing is set in stone. But I wanna take a look at who I think will win each of the divisions. AFC East - Buffalo BillsThe Bills are currently a game behind the Dolphins but have the head to head tiebreaker. Miami is a good team, dont get me…
This is an awful movie, but it's the kind of trash B-movie that I tend to like. The plot follows two idiot brothers who own and maintain a diner. They resurrect their dead uncle as a brain with eyes in a bottle to help them perform rituals to raise some Lumerian demon called Sheetar. The process involves putting together a female body from parts…
A romantic camping getaway at a lake turns messy for a woman and her boyfriend when they encounter a group of shithead teens. Things progressively escalate as the group of ruffians steal their car and the Michael Fassbender boyfriend accidentally kills the group leader's dog. There were several tense scenes and some gross out wounds. I was pleasantly surprised when it never went the…
This is like Koyaanisqatsi directed by David Lynch. There is no denying the artistic quality of the visuals and sound. Primarily stop motion animation, the movie takes you to a hellish underworld as a gas masked character must deliver a suitcase full of dynamite somewhere for some reason. I can't really begin to know what the hell is going on in this movie as…
Talk about the worst vacation ever. Alexander Skarsgård plays James, a writer with his wife at a remote resort in a strange fictional country called Li Tolqa. They are told not to leave the resort compound, but go on a scenic picnic with another couple anyway. On the way back, James runs over and kills a local, which triggers the law getting involved and…
The sequel to the gut-busting 2016 movie Terrifier goes a bit too far on just about every front, particularly the run time (138 mins!) and extended kill sequences that are brutal and overstay their welcome. Even though I didn't particularly love the first movie, I was looking forward to this one to see where it went and how it improved on the first outing.…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. "There can be only one." It's time for your Week 6 fix of football recap-ening! The Lions are finally in the S-tier, probably for the first time since these rankings have been tabulated. Of course, the 49ers are so far ahead that we created an S+tier just for them. Detroit, Philly,…
This movie was like watching poop dry. This movie was like the Where's Waldo? of horror movies. This movie was directed by Lavid Dynch. This movie's $15k budget was too high. This movie would have been better with Mark Wahlberg. Rating:
Last week I did a boring post where I just picked each game and didnt talk about it at all. Next week I will be doing my early season picks for division winners. Those posts happen every year and several times a season. This time around I wanted to do something a little different. I want to take a look at where I think…
