The year was 2019. It was Super Bowl LIII and there was a commercial for Nitro Pepsi.

“Coming soon…” they said.

Tastes like an ice cream float, they said.

It’s been TWO years. Where is this product? I even contacted Pepsi’s customer service through chat last year and they said they still have plans to release Nitro Pepsi. I’ll believe it when I see it.

I just sent Pepsi an email asking where my Nitro Pepsi is and I’m going to contact them every year around Super Bowl until I get my damn Nitro Pepsi. Maybe they will just send me a promo can to shut me up.