Adapted from the PlayStation game of the same name, this movie attempts to capture the mystery and the spooky atmosphere of a survival horror video game. Rose (Radha Mitchell) and Chris (Sean Bean) have an adopted daughter, Sharon, who has some concerning sleepwalking dreams. Rose decides (against Chris' wishes) to take Sharon to a small town called Silent Hill in an attempt get to…
Welcome to the wild world of Italian horror knock-off confusion. While this looks like a Freddy Krueger clone, it was actually billed as a Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequel when it came out. The plot is simple: there is a serial killer that rapes/murders women while wearing a bad rubber mask and clawed hand that vaguely resembles Freddy Krueger. The primary death blow is a…
Ah, yes, the "dumb college kids getting into trouble on vacation" genre. My favorite. Josh Duhamel and his sister, Olivia Wilde, with her disposable friend derail their vacation plans after the bus they are on rolls down a hill in Brazil. They meet someone who can speak Portuguese, Melissa George, and some brits also on vacation. What starts as going with the flow, partying,…
Late 80s schlock does not get much better than this. Set in the near future of 1998, the world has been decimated by nuclear war and a group of survivors take refuge in a research building away from the acid rain. As they settle in and start to take showers, something lurks in the shadows. The creature slowly infects members of the group with…
Derek's bad day at the office gets a whole lot worse when a virus infects everyone in the building and forces a lockdown. No one in the building is allowed to leave for 8 hours and everyone starts going crazy. The virus turns them into violent agents of chaos. Having just been fired and also infected with the virus, Derek goes on a rampage…
No one believes poor Cole after the events of the first movie. His parents want to put him in an academy for nutballs and the girl of his dreams seems to be hopelessly in the friend zone. Instead of dealing with the pressures of the real world, he goes to the lake with some friends to be a kid and enjoy life. Well, somebody…
After what seems like a horrific never ending year, this movie marathon thing seems less useful. Who needs to watch these movies? We've basically lived them! And we haven't even gotten to Act 3 yet, apparently! Like a true nature's child, we were born, born to be wild. We can climb so high, I never wanna die. So, I will soldier on with the…
The Kazoo will be back. Check out this game demo here: New and improved Kazoo 2 action
"You have no chance to survive. Make your time. Ha ha ha." Way back when the Internets was first invented, we had a multitude of text chat services. There was AOL Instant Messenger (AIM), MSN Messenger, Google Talk, ICQ, and Yahoo Messenger. Each one of them had their own little software client to install and run on your computer. We got tired of having…
It has come a long way, and I will admit that it is getting better. That being said, I absolutely hate Skype and will only use it when there are no other options. I really like that there are join links now, so you don't have to mess around with trying to Skype-friend anyone you want to Skype chat or video call with. The…
