This is what happens when you make me stay home
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With minimal help from my 6-year-old son, I've made a small game in Scratch called Fart Night. You play a weirdo named Drift who must defeat the zombie hordes with his potent flatulence. When Drift is running low on toots, fill up his gas meter with tacos, cans of beans, and onions (forthcoming). There is also supposed to be a boss zombie at the…
This album, Aporia, came out a couple days ago as an early release for all the poor folks who are stuck at home trying not to get virused. For that, I thank you, Mr. Stevens, because I am one of those unfortunate folks. There is something magical about the mostly instrumental electronic that evokes the sentiment of a Blade Runner/cyberpunk dystopia. Put it on…
Nine Inch Nails just released two instrumental Ghosts albums for free download on their website. It's great for background music if you are working from home or trying to keep young children from burning down the house.
They tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter. When I first heard about this new Terminator sequel, I remained skeptical. The previous sequel Genisys was a complete train wreck on almost every level. The exciting part this time was that original series creator, James Cameron, was back to produce with Tim Miller (director of Deadpool) in…
The year is finally over and it was quite the year for music releases. While there were more than 10 albums that deserve recognition, I'm limiting the list below to just the 10 that were listened to the most based on my Last.fm listening numbers. Local Natives - Violet StreetOf Monsters and Men - Fever DreamYeasayer - Erotic RerunsOne True Pairing - One True…
Billed as a direct sequel to 1978's Halloween, this movie explores what would happen to Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) if she spent 40 years waiting for her murderous brother Michael to come back. Not just waiting, though, prepping. Laurie Strode is the ultimate badass doomsday prepper. Things kick into high gear as Michael escapes custody while being transferred on a bus from one…
This is the latest installment in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. It's hard to keep track of these movies, because they did a remake in 2003, a prequel, a retconned sequel to the original 1974 film, and now this pre-prequel. The movie starts with Jed/Leatherface as a child and after a brutal murder, he is incarcerated at a psychiatric hospital for adolescents. Ten years…
Say his name five times and he will be summoned to start the killing. Watch three Candyman movies and you may be bored out of your mind. The story follows Caroline (Donna D'Errico) who keeps having nightmares about Candyman and spends 95% of the movie in a tight shirt and panties. People keep dying in violent meat hooked ways, but Caroline manages to survive.…
Italian horror master Dario Argento wrote and directed this sequel to his notorious classic Suspiria. The story follows Mark as he searches for his missing sister, Rose, in New York. As the clues bring Mark closer to the truth, a strange book is at the center of the mystery and may be the key to finding what happened to Rose. As far as Italian…