Death, uh, finds a way... Why couldn't they get Jeff Goldblum to be in these movies? Then at least there would be one thing worth watching. A year after the events of the first movie, a girl named Kimberly has a premonition about a bad highway accident and manages to escape the mayhem unharmed along with a bunch of motorists who never made it…

It was the late 90s and teen horror movies were super popular. It all started with Scream and just kept growing. Like Scream, this movie was also written by the teen horror master, Kevin Williamson. The main cast consists of Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr, and Ryan Phillippe. The movie starts with the four kids having fun and making bad decisions. As…

This is teen horror comedy at its best. Devon Sawa plays stoner/slacker/dumbass Anton Tobias. His parents are brutally murdered on Halloween... [spoiler] by Anton's hand. It is revealed that his hand is the murderer when he also offs his best friends played by Seth Green and Elden Henson, who return from the grave as zombie bros. Jessica Alba rounds out the cast as the love…

Based on a shitty novel by Dean Koontz, this horror thriller features an all star cast and little else. The story is bland and derivative. Like every other Invasion of the Body Snatchers or alien takeover movie, there is not a single thing this one tries to do differently. Peter O'Toole, Ben Affleck, Rose McGowan, and Liev Schreiber are the A-ish list cast that really…

Tommy Jarvis (Thom Mathews), the kid who has been fighting Jason Voorhees since he was a young boy, is back as an adult. The movie starts with Tommy and his friend going to destroy whatever remains of Jason's body at a cemetery, but a lightning strike resurrects Jason and we have ourselves a horror sequel. Tommy tries to warn everyone that Jason is back,…

This is one of those cult classic vampire movies that always hides just under the radar. The plot centers around Caleb (Adrian Pasdar) whose life changes forever after an encounter with a seductive lady named Mae. She turns him into a vampire and his assimilation with her vampire posse is troublesome when he won't kill to drink the sweet nectar of the veins. Eventually,…

After his brother committed suicide, Steve (James Marsden) and his family relocated to Cradle Bay on a peaceful Washington state island. As he acclimates to the new environment, he befriends a few outcasts (Nick Stahl and Katie Holmes) who tell him about the "Blue Ribbons", a group of mostly jocks resembling a cult. It turns out that a doctor has been experimenting with some…

You got Christopher Plummer as Van Helsing, Gerard Butler as Dracula, and Jonny Lee Miller as Van Helsing's protege in this loose re-telling of Bram Stoker's Dracula. Some thieves steal Dracula's coffin from Van Helsing's vault, and little do they know he's going to drink every last drop of their blood. Then there is a girl named Mary (Justine Waddell) who has some psychic…

I was completely obsessed with this movie when it first came out. The director of From Dusk Till Dawn teams up with the writer of Scream and an all star cast. What more could you want? It's teen horror funsies of the late 90s. What I really enjoyed about the movie originally was the mystery, the pacing, witty dialogue, and the bad assitudes of the main…

Based on the Roald Dahl book, this family Halloween flick is a whole lotta fun for kids and adults. A kid named Luke is warned by his grandmother about witches being everywhere and kidnapping children. After his parents die, Luke lives with his grandmother. The two go on vacation at a seaside resort where there is also a witch convention taking place. Luke accidentally…