Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Welcome to Week 9! A team (Philadelphia) separates themselves from the pack at the top, a team (Detroit) bounces back from a disastrous Week 9, and a team (Kansas City) takes their turn on the WTF merry-go-round that has been the 2023 season. First up are the Eagles. What has separated…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. It's time once again to take a look at Week 8's power rankings! Things are looking nicely symmetrical, with two teams (one from each conference) up top and two teams down in the F-tier. It'd be nice if it was one from each conference at the bottom as well, but it's…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Week 7 is here and it's time to talk rankings! We've ditched the S+ category because the 49ers looked decidedly un-S+ this week. So we have a three team S tier with San Francisco, Kansas City, and Detroit. More on Detroit later, but let's look at a team who's doing surprisingly…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. "There can be only one." It's time for your Week 6 fix of football recap-ening! The Lions are finally in the S-tier, probably for the first time since these rankings have been tabulated. Of course, the 49ers are so far ahead that we created an S+tier just for them. Detroit, Philly,…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Week 5 has come and gone and a couple of preseason darlings have joined the 49ers (another popular pundit pick) at the top of the heap. The Eagles and Bills moved up mostly because Buffalo trounced the most impressive team of Week 4 (the Dolphins). Miami's still in the 2nd tier,…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. "You see that Miami-Denver score?" Welcome back to the 64tacos NFL Power Rankings! The 2023 is in full swing; it's time to rank these teams. There are still three undefeated teams. San Francisco and Philadelphia will surprise nobody, but Miami might (more on them later). Many would have expected the Chiefs…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Hey, how about that Super Bowl! Better late than never, it's the final rankings of the year! We'll start with the big game. This clash featured the top two teams in our rankings once the playoff dust settled. One we could have predicted (the Chiefs) and one was a bit of…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. The season is almost at an end; just one game left! We had a close game and a not-so-close game. Let's talk about the one with little suspense first: San Francisco vs. Philadelphia. All year long the 49ers have struggled with quarterback injuries. Maybe struggled is the wrong word, let's go…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. We had two close games and two blow-outs (well, one blow-out and one game that got away late). Let's start with the less competitive games. Up first, the team that isn't as good as its record reflects: the Giants. Playing an even bigger fraud (Minnesota) last week may have given N.Y.…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Wildcard weekend is done and dusted, on to the divisional round! While we didn't have the same quality of games that we had last year, there were some good ones. First game was San Francisco hosting Seattle. I didn't think the Seahawks had much of a chance, but this game was…
