Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Wins are wins!!! -every Vikings fan right now The regular season is over. Let's review a few things! First, I was right about the Eagles and the #1 seed. They managed to claim it but lost out to the Bills for position #1 in the 64tacos power rankings. The asterisk here…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Suddenly things have tightened up in the race for #1. #5 Dallas knocked off the Eagles 40-34 and Buffalo rolled over the #30 Bears 35-13. Philadelphia is facing the #23 Saints and the #9 Giants and may have to play one or both games without Jalen Hurts, who still hasn't practiced…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Let's take a quick tour around the league with some random thoughts to celebrate Week 16! We'll start at the top. Philly is still the clear number one, but Buffalo is closer to the Eagles than they are the Chiefs. With Jalen Hurts' status in doubt with a sprained shoulder, can…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Let's talk about the bottom of the rankings. Most of the year it's been pretty clear that the Houston Texans are not good. They've only managed one win and one tie and have been loitering at or near the bottom of our rankings basically all year. Are they actually the worst…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Last week it was the best, this week it's the worst! We will decide which division is the worst right now, week 14, on a Wednesday, anno Domini 2022. That's Sunday Night Football level of accuracy. We're very scientific here at 64tacos. We have three entrants in this competition: the AFC…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. For lucky number 13, let's decide who has the best division in football. The best is almost certainly one of the Easts. If you like overall winning percentage, the NFC is rocking a 32-13 record, good for .711, whereas the AFC is at 29-15 (.659). If you like point differential, the…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Red Chief himself (Walker told him he has AIDS) Week 12 is here; let's do some quick observations about relative strength of record. We'll start at the top. Philadelphia is the only nine win team, but we do have two eight win teams. I am not surprised that Kansas City has…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. She's right, you know. Once again, the weekend slate proved what I think we all suspected: I know nothing. The Giants and Vikings, my two most overrated teams, both won. The Giants beat another crap team, #32 Houston, so we've proved nothing there, really. Five of their seven wins have come…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Welcome back to another week of 64tacos Power Rankings. Let's talk about our S-tier; do the Vikings and Bills deserve to be in there with the Eagles? There's no doubt Philadelphia deserves to be there. They're the only undefeated team left and have looked pretty comfortable getting there. Minnesota is the…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. The great and mighty Stemshul. Welcome to Week 9! We have a new wrinkle in the very secret formula for our power rankings: points scored and allowed are now factored in! The Stemshul behind the curtain may or may not at some point explain exactly how this applied to the teeming…
