Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. The Dolphins are a lot happier recently. Let's talk about the Dolphins! Yup, the Dolphins. Not only do they have one of the best uniforms in the NFL, but they are actually our biggest riser (along with Las Vegas), up 6 spots to #22-T. Just 3 weeks ago, Miami was mired…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Week 6 is upon us and although Golden State remains #1, we have a new second place team: the Phoenix Suns. Last year the Suns were a surprise contender, managing a 51-21 record and a trip to the Finals, only to lose in 6 to the Milwaukee Bucks. This was the…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. I am the Patriots! We're back with another edition of our NFL rankings, and the Patriots are back! Mac Jones is the new Tom Brady! Bill Belichick is back like Palpatine in The Rise of Skywalker! Ok, the last two probably aren't true, but the first might be! New England has…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. What-are-you-gonna pick? HOT TOPIC! Golden State is pulling away from the pack after a 3-1 week. The Warriors had won 7 straight before losing to the Hornets (#8 in our rankings), but they bounced back for wins against the Nets (#4) and Cavaliers (#11). Charlotte, the only team to beat Golden…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Another week in bizarro world NFL, where nobody is actually good, unless maybe they are, but no, they can't be after losing that game. The Titans, minus their most important player, are sitting pretty at numero uno. Dallas and Buffalo both bounced back from abysmal performances last week to win big…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. The Jazz are dropping fast (down 10 slots to #11 after a 1-3 week) and the Clippers are surging (up 14 slots to #7 due to 6 wins in a row, 4 of them last week). L.A. is still missing Kawhi Leonard as he recovers from a torn ACL, so the…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Dr. Joe, seen here receiving his honorary medical degree. What a strange week it was! There were a number of inexplicable results in a week where all but 4 teams made some kind of move in our rankings. The biggest riser was Atlanta, who beat the Trevor Siemian-led Saints on a…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Can the Warriors stay gold? The Jazz are still on top after a 3-1 week, but the new #2 team is Golden State. It has been a couple of years since the Warriors lost in the Finals to Toronto, losing Kevin Durant to a torn Achilles and Klay Thompson to a…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. The Braves have done it! The worst ranked team to make the playoffs beat the Brewers (#8), the Dodgers (#1), and the Astros (#4). They did benefit from avoiding a one game playoff in the wildcard round due to everybody else in the N.L. East sucking winning their division, but they…
Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. No more undefeated teams, but despite their loss, the Cardinals remain on top of our rankings. This is due in part to the fact that the Packers get to play the rest of the NFC North (Vikings: #16-tie, Bears: #18-tie, Lions: #32) while Phoenix gets the rest of the NFC West…
