Curious Turduncan

Hey, turkey, have a Happy Thanksgiving. Even though you can't see all your family, you can still stuff your face and watch football.

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Ooh, You Make Me Live

From time to time I will hear someone say something to the effect of: Shes more than my wife, shes my best friend. <3 :-* Others will say that they want their children to be their best friends. I have some really good friends. They can be counted on one hand. People that I can rely on in tough times. Those that I choose…

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Youre So Fucking Special

Back in the 1900s, long before Al Gore invented the internet and Napster tore down the music industry, Tipper Gore was a total bitch. The vast majority of the music I consume is on a streaming service. Since the FCC has no jurisdiction over these platforms, the songs can be played the way they were recorded and intended to be listened to, with all…

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That Which Passes, Passes Like Clouds

I lost my best dog on Saturday. She was thirteen years old. They said she had a big tumor and a spot on her lung. They said that nothing could be done. I miss her. She was a good dog. https://youtu.be/pbXAMFK_Rmg I found this poem called Spoils of the Dead by Robert Frost. I particularly like the last stanza: But I recognised death With…

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Dude, Ya Wanna Crash the Mall

Why, in the world, dont things just work!? I feel like we have come to a point in time when computers should just be doing what we want them to do. We put people on the moon over 50 years ago! How can it be that default settings are so far from what we actually need. Im not exactly sure how it works but…

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The Corporations Are Winning

The grocery store where we live has a fuel rewards program where you get a point for every dollar spent in the grocery store. For every 100 points, you get 10 cents off each gallon of gas you buy at the grocery chain's gas stations. I started using this program as it seemed fair at the time. The rules being any remaining unused points…

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Sucks to Suck

This is going to get long. If you feel youve already read too much, Ill tell you now how reading this would have made you feel: "Man, I agreed with some of what he wrote but other parts really pissed me off. But, it sounds like if we just compromise and help meet others needs, everything might just work out." So, straws are a…

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Yule Love It!

Now that it's December, the Christmas season is upon us. Gifts and movies and eating and decorating and putting kid presents together and white elephants and Christmas lights and freezing nuts off and cookies and egg nog and gingerbread houses and hot chocolate. Having worked in retail for a few years, I hated Christmas music that seemed to start earlier and earlier each year…

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Frustrated, Incorporated

The original title of this post was going to be: Thanks A Lot, Shitheads I'm trying to stay positive and hope for the best, though. I'm trying to remember that I have kids and I need to set a good example for them. Going off the rails right now would not be good for anyone. I'M. FUCKING. PISSED. OFF! There is no silver lining. No…

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