The results are in and it looks like all of the participating states, provinces, sectors, and regions have voted that I, Stemshul, represent the Beard Party in 2016. Thank you for your continuing support. I will be taking the next couple of days to determine who my running mate will be. Image lovingly borrowed from here.
On this, the 29th day of February 2016, I am officially announcing my candidacy for the President of the United States of America. I will be running under the Beard Party. The Beard Party stands for equality for all, the removal of all things unnecessary, and the idea that saying what you actually mean just might be worth while. In the upcoming weeks I will…
The tacos have been gone for far too long. Well, they were never really "gone" per se. More like they were left for dead on the side of the road. The rescue helicopter is here to save the day and the tacos will rise from the ashes like a tasty Mexican phoenix entree. I'm so happy it's like a wedding. There will be games…
