Virus (1999)

Alien electricity has taken over a Russian research ship and it's up to the crew of a salvage tugboat to not die. Jamie Lee Curtis plays Foster, the heroine. In a 2010 interview, Curtis stated this is the worst movie she's ever done. Grab the popcorn, this is gon' b good. The movie also stars Donald Sutherland and William Baldwin, but the characters are…

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The Jerk

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Chopping Mall (1986)

Also known as Killbots, this movie is about a mall security force comprised of clunky autonomous robots. The bots are supposed to be harmless, but become lethal after a lightning strike. A group of furniture store employees decides to have an after hours party with their significant others (*wink*), and all hell breaks loose as the bots go on a killing rampage once the mall…

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Do Your Worst

While perusing some of the movies available to stream on Amazon Prime, I noticed there were a lot of what looked to be terrible movies. We're talking low budget schlock from the 70s, 80s, and 90s. I started thinking it might be fun to review all of them. So, I'm starting a new series called Bottom of the Barrel. There is no set list and…

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Masterminds (2016)

With an all-star cast and goofball premise, you can't really expect anything less than hilarious. It's also directed by the Napoleon Dynamiteand Nacho Libre director. The plot is based on a true story about a bunch of rednecks who successfully rob an armored car company and the ensuing high jinks. The movie isn't what I'd call a perfect comedy or anything, but it really gives you…

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Zootopia

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Home Alone

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Ghostbusters (2016)

When there's something strange and it don't look good... I have been a huge Ghostbusters fan since the first time I removed an Ecto Cooler juice box from my lunch bag as a young lad. The original movie is such a classic that it can be watched at any time and still kill with the laughs. And if I'm feeling ghosty, but I feel…

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