DC Comics bad guys take on one of their fellow bad guys that was unleashed by the government intelligence officer who assembled the team of bad guys to stop other bad guys. This is pretty lame, even for an anti-superhero superhero movie. I watched the "Extended" version and I think I would have liked the un-Extended one better, simply because it would have been…
Here we go again with the remakes/reboots/re-imaginings/re-living-the-past/'member-berries. It's not a bad movie. It's got some well known characters and the production is top-notch. I loved Bill Murray as Baloo. It's a classic story that probably was due for an update. Probably. At the same time, I can't say it really captures the essence and free spirit of the animated Jungle Book. I know it's…
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I kinda feel like this one should be called Halloween 5: The Final Night He Came Home. Or Halloween: The Final Revenge.Otherwise, I have no idea that the series was supposed to be done for a 7 years. It's a direct continuation of part 4. Michael Myers is almost killed but gets away and then starts stalking his niece, played by Danielle Harris, who has a…
From horror masters George Romero and Stephen King comes this horror anthology. The movie starts with a kidnapped boy (Matthew Lawrence) being held by a housewife (Deborah Harry) as the intended main course of a dinner party. The boy attempts to stall the cooking process by reading some stories to the housewife from a big book called Tales from the Darkside that he was given…
An alien organism arrives on earth and starts taking over the human race by duplicating people while they sleep. The clones are identical in appearance but are usually missing their personality or well known character traits. By the time anyone figures it out, it's almost too late. Almost. Donald Sutherland plays health inspector Matthew, the one who puts together what is going on. We…
An alien canister crash lands in the 50s and releases a zombie virus. The first infected person is put on ice only to be thawed 30 years later by some punk kids trying to steal a cadaver for a frat pledge prank. 80s TEEN COMEDY HORROR TIME!!!!!!!! It's mostly slow going as the infection starts to spread in the form of fast-moving slug creatures…
A mad scientist and his assistant (Jeffrey Combs) create a device called The Resonator that allows them to see things beyond reality. Unspeakable, horrible things, which cause the mad scientist to be decapitated and his assistant put in a nuthouse for the murder. The doctor who treats the assistant gets him out of the nuthouse and they, along with a detective (Ken Foree from Dawn…
I've seen some animal-based horror movies but this one takes the taco. Slugs? Really? They don't move fast enough. How could they possibly kill anyone? Who is going to be afraid of them? A health inspector in a small town uncovers the toxic waste-modified slug takeover. From the opening death, it takes a incredible amount of time before another death happens and it comes…
