With minimal help from my 6-year-old son, I’ve made a small game in Scratch called Fart Night.

You play a weirdo named Drift who must defeat the zombie hordes with his potent flatulence. When Drift is running low on toots, fill up his gas meter with tacos, cans of beans, and onions (forthcoming). There is also supposed to be a boss zombie at the end of the level WHEN I GET AROUND TO IT.

With any luck, this will be a precursor to future games about farts or perhaps… kazoos.