On this, the 29th day of February 2016, I am officially announcing my candidacy for the President of the United States of America. I will be running under the Beard Party. The Beard Party stands for equality for all, the removal of all things unnecessary, and the idea that saying what you actually mean just might be worth while. In the upcoming weeks I will be talking about marriage, guns and other ways to kill, immigration, and much much more.

The image was stolen from drake.saure. He doesnt necessarily support the beard party, but he makes a bitchin Odin shirt.