Spring is in the air and that means the weather is warming. No, I’m not going to launch into a rant about climate change. Suck it.

The best things about this month include Shamrock Shakes, March Madness, and Lucky Lime Eeegee.

Yesterday, I went to get my first Shamrock. I asked at the drive-thru to make sure they even had it. The response: “You already know it.”

What? I already know it? OK, give me three, shit-biscuit.

At the first window, the guy asks, “Do you really like the Shamrock Shake?” with a look of disbelief.

“Yes.”

“You really like it?”

“Yes.”

I pulled forward and got my shakes.

I’m not enthusiastic about mint-flavored things, but this shake tastes good and you can only get it one month out of the year. Also, TRADITION! And, IRISH! (not really)