Chopping Mall (1986)

Also known as Killbots, this movie is about a mall security force comprised of clunky autonomous robots. The bots are supposed to be harmless, but become lethal after a lightning strike. A group of furniture store employees decides to have an after hours party with their significant others (*wink*), and all hell breaks loose as the bots go on a killing rampage once the mall…

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Do Your Worst

While perusing some of the movies available to stream on Amazon Prime, I noticed there were a lot of what looked to be terrible movies. We're talking low budget schlock from the 70s, 80s, and 90s. I started thinking it might be fun to review all of them. So, I'm starting a new series called Bottom of the Barrel. There is no set list and…

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Masterminds (2016)

With an all-star cast and goofball premise, you can't really expect anything less than hilarious. It's also directed by the Napoleon Dynamiteand Nacho Libre director. The plot is based on a true story about a bunch of rednecks who successfully rob an armored car company and the ensuing high jinks. The movie isn't what I'd call a perfect comedy or anything, but it really gives you…

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NFL Power Rankings 2016

Well, there is one team that dominated this year. Sure they had a couple of losses (2) but the Patriots were going to win. This will probably end the debate over who the greatest quarterback of all time is and possibly the greatest dynasty in the leagues history. I dont know if Ive ever had this big of a disparity from the top team…

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NFL Super Bowl Picks

What promised to be one of the best Conference Championship playoff weeks turned into 2 blowouts. I cant believe that the Falcons dismantled the Packers the way they did. Its less surprising about the Patriots and Steelers but still, Big Ben has been on fire. The question is: Is this Matt Ryans time to prove he is among the elite or is it Tom…

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NFL Power Rankings Super Bowl

Looks like the Super Bowl will be played by the best and 3rd (by one point) best teams this year. [table id=14 /]

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Zootopia

Watch it. For longer reviews go to Rotten Tomatoes.

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NFL Conference Week Picks

As usual, I was wrong about the Steelers. I might be wrong about them again this week. The remaining 4 teams have lost a total of 1 games since Thanksgiving. And that game was when the Falcons lost to the Chiefs by one point. The starting quarterbacks have a total of 10 Super Bowl appearances. I really dont know who is going to move…

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NFL Power Rankings Conference Week

Well, the Steelers and Packers are proving that what happens early in the year doesnt matter. I dont think either of them can catch the Partiots for points but they are just as likely to make it to the Super Bowl. [table id=13 /]

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NFL Divisional Week Picks

So, I was wrong about the Dolphins winning. More accurately I was wrong about the state of the Steelers. They are ready and looking amazing. Lets see how this week will play out... Seahawks @ Falcons: Falcons Seattle did pretty much what I expected to the Lions last week but the Falcons at home after a week off is a very different story. Matt…

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