Ralph (Jurgen Prochnow) is just an innocent engineer who wants to better the world with his car that runs on energy cells instead of gasoline. Car companies want his technology and oil companies want him dead in this German film… Continue Reading
Sometimes, you have to keep the music going, even when the ship is sinking. At least, that is what I tell myself these days. People have different coping mechanisms and one of mine is to enjoy music. I’ve personally curated… Continue Reading
Viruses, hoarding, politics, and the end times
Hey, fry-eater! Do you like your french fries with bland ketchup? Perhaps you dip in mayo (YOU MONSTER). Your worries are over, because your fries will finally get what they need: the Zing. Introducing MattBrand Spicy Fry Juice. Never again… Continue Reading
Movie talk from 28 years ago.
TV, not the Emmys
With minimal help from my 6-year-old son, I’ve made a small game in Scratch called Fart Night. You play a weirdo named Drift who must defeat the zombie hordes with his potent flatulence. When Drift is running low on toots,… Continue Reading