V/H/S/94 (2021)

This is the fourth movie in this series of anthologies. It starts with a SWAT team doing a drug bust in 1994 and finding horrific stuff in a warehouse. As they come across various TVs, the narrative shifts to what is playing on the TV and each one has its own frightening short story. There is one about a rat man living in the…

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Halloween Costume Idea

If you were wondering what Stemshul dressed up as for Halloween in 1991. It was grapes. You can find the design on our Pinterest page if you want to use this costume idea!

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Blood Red Sky (2021)

This movie should have been called Vampires on a Plane. It could have also benefited from some Samuel L. Jackson. Nadja and her son, Elias, board a long flight from Europe to New York when the plane is hijacked for some elaborate theft or something. The mother is actually a vampire that goes full savage when she can't take her vampire-suppression medicine. Anyone she…

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NFL Power Rankings – Week 8

Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. Back with another edition of our NFL power rankings! How about them Raiders?!? First, the elephant in the room: "Chucky" Gruden resigned after the investigation into WFT's workplace culture issues (which resulted in a $10 million dollar fine and owner Daniel Snyder to step down from his day-to-day role for the…

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My Bloody Valentine (2009)

This is a remake of the 1981 slasher of the same name, except this one is in 3D! Things come out of the screen at your face even when you don't have 3D glasses, which you shouldn't wear, because they make you look like an idiot. After a mining accident, the lone survivor, Harry Warden, wakes up from a coma and goes on a…

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The Final Girls (2015)

If you like the horror comedy genre, this one is a lot of fun. It's like Last Action Hero meets Friday the 13th with jokes and gags thrown in. Max (Taissa Farmiga) and her group of friends go to a Camp Blood movie double-feature and are magically transported inside the movie when trying to escape a theater fire. More than seeing the film from…

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Ju-On: The Grudge (2002)

I will be honest. I don't know what the hell was going on in this movie. It's like the Pulp Fiction of horror movies, but I just couldn't keep the non-linear story straight. Maybe I need to watch the American remake with Buffy, so that it's dumbed down for my stupid American brain. Rika is the main character who is sent to take care…

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MLB Power Rankings – World Series

Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. The unexpected has happened in the NLCS: the Braves, only here because everybody else in the division was worse, a team whose record was under .500 before game #110 (L.A. was at 65-44 at this point, but were about to reel off 16 wins in their next 19 games), a team…

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