Where Is My Nitro Pepsi?

The year was 2019. It was Super Bowl LIII and there was a commercial for Nitro Pepsi. "Coming soon..." they said. Tastes like an ice cream float, they said. It's been TWO years. Where is this product? I even contacted Pepsi's customer service through chat last year and they said they still have plans to release Nitro Pepsi. I'll believe it when I see…

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MattBrand Spicy Fry Juice

Hey, fry-eater! Do you like your french fries with bland ketchup? Perhaps you dip in mayo (YOU MONSTER). Your worries are over, because your fries will finally get what they need: the Zing. Introducing MattBrand Spicy Fry Juice. Never again will you dip your fries in a tasteless concoction. Try MattBrand Fry Juice. IT'S GOT ZING!

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