I happened upon a picture of one of these pizzas online today. I expected this was something from the early 90s that Pizza Hut had used to promote the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze movie in 1991. No. Upon further digging, I found that this is out right now for a limited time in AUSTRALIA. The green ooze is what they call “Mutagen Ranch” and it looks pretty gross.

While I don’t think I’d ever want to actually try this product, I’m a little saddened that it’s not available in America. I am starting to feel like we aren’t a top tier country anymore. What is the world coming to when Americans can’t order terrible pizzas doused with green spooge all in the name of 1990s nostalgia?

Pizza Hut: Bring these pizzas to the U.S.A.!