It's like invasion of the pod people with yogurt. The whole world has gone crazy for "The Stuff," a yogurt/ice cream food product that takes them over and makes them start acting strange. Mo is a former FBI guy who is investigating where The Stuff comes from and why it is becoming so popular all of a sudden. Jason is a kid who discovers…
If a priest hangs himself in a cemetery, does the zombie apocalypse begin? Mayyyyybeeeeee. More Italian horror from the great Lucio Fulci. The early 80s were a wonderful time to be an Italian filmmaker, because nobody gave a shit if you ripped off everything else that had come before. We'll just be nice and say it was more of an homage to George Romero…
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6lMYa_GSho0v1h_bGINnPePdmwBLzeNG This time of year always gets me in the mood for scary movie music. I've compiled a playlist of some of the best horror soundtrack songs (and still adding to it).
A farmer and his sister run a motel and smoked meats business. The flavor of his meats come from the secret ingredients. The movie felt a lot like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It was mostly just disturbing and never really that scary. There were a couple fun parts, but mostly, it never had a clear vision of what it wanted to be. Horror, suspense, and…
Sometimes the past comes back to haunt you for being a douche in high school. Jason Bateman is Simon, a successful corporate security consultant. He and his wife, Robyn, bump into Gordo while out shopping. Jason barely recognizes his old high school acquaintance, but when Gordo starts randomly showing up at their house with gifts, the couple become creeped out. What is the mysterious…
After losing her mother, father, and sister, Dani decides to go on a Swedish trip with her boyfriend and his college buddies, even though she is still not over the grief of losing her family. The group travels to a remote commune to partake in a special festival that only happens once every 90 years. Well, the happy hippies turn into scary savages when…
Something is lurking in the shadows. If you can keep the lights on, you'll be fine, but things can never be that easy. Rebecca lives on her own and her brother Martin lives with their mother, Sophie, who seems a bit cuckoo. Martin is having trouble sleeping because he keeps the lights on all night to ward off the shadow demon that seems to…
There is a special place in my heart for Italian horror films. No matter how bad they are, I have always enjoyed the boldness and cohesiveness with the elements on display. With Stage Fright (a.k.a. Deliria), there is no exception. The story consists of a group of actors rehearsing for their opening of a stage musical performance about a serial killer when an actual…
On his way to Mexico to see the child he didn't know he had, an alcoholic mess of a human stumbles into a small town's yearly tradition of hunting humans. Warren is played by Martin Dingle Wall, a poor man's Kurt Russell/Bill Paxton, who struggles with his alcohol demons throughout the movie. His performance was not bad, and reminded me a bit of Snake…
Suburban life turns deadly when some nut jobs decide to enact their own version of The Purge by sending red letters to the members of a community instructing each person to kill the neighbor in each card. The story follows a recently divorced mother of two as the family receives their red letters and ponders what to do. The premise was not terrible, and…
