NFL Power Rankings Week 11

After week 2 things were looking bad for the Saints. They had the lowest score possible on my ranking system. Since then they have slowly climbed up the ranks week by week and are now the best team in the league. On the other side, the 49ers managed to get a win. It wasnt enough to pull them ahead of the Giants though.

RankTeamPointsWinsLosesChange
1Saints337-2Up 1
2Eagles318-1Down 1
3Patriots277-2Up 1
4Vikings257-2Up 2
5Panthers257-3Up 2
6Steelers247-2Down 1
7Chiefs206-3Down 4
8Rams207-2Same
9Jaguars156-3Same
10Seahawks106-3Up 6
11Titans96-3Up 2
12Packers95-4Up 2
13Falcons95-4Up 4
14Lions75-4Up 1
15Redskins64-5Down 5
16Bills35-4Down 5
17Cowboys15-4Down 5
18Dolphins-44-5Same
19Ravens-64-5Up 2
20Bears-73-6Down 1
21Raiders-74-5Down 1
22Cardinals-74-5Same
23Jets-134-6Same
24Buccaneers-133-6Up 4
25Texans-143-6Up 1
26Broncos-153-6Down 2
27Chargers-153-6Down 2
28Bengals-183-6Down 1
29Colts-243-7Same
30Giants-391-8Same
3149ers-421-9Same
32Browns-500-9Same
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Grandma Larsens Holiday Cookies

This is my Grandma Larsens top secret cookie recipe. She would make them every year when we would come visit for Christmas. They are traditionally made with red and green colored sugar but you can choose whatever colors you want to match the season.

 

Ingredients

  • 3/4 cup shortening
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • 2 tsp vanilla
  • 1 1/4 cup flour
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 cup rolled oats
  • colored sugar

Directions

  1. Mix together shortening, butter, powdered sugar and vanilla.
  2. Add flour, salt and rolled oats.
  3. Shape into two rolls. Roll rolls in colored sugar. Wrap in plastic wrap. Chill for 2 hours.
  4. Slice 1/4 inch think and bake at 350 for 15 minutes or until they are done.
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NFL Power Rankings Week 10

The Eagles blow out of the Broncos further confirms they are the top team in the NFL. How about those Browns, even with a week off they cant get out of the bottom.

RankTeamPointsWinsLosesChange
1Eagles298-1Same
2Saints236-2Up 2
3Chiefs206-3Down 1
4Patriots206-2Down 1
5Steelers196-2Same
6Vikings176-2Same
7Panthers166-3Up 2
8Rams156-2Same
9Jaguars115-3Up 4
10Redskins74-4Up 5
11Bills65-3Down 4
12Cowboys65-3Up 6
13Titans55-3Up 3
14Packers44-4Down 4
15Lions44-4Up 2
16Seahawks45-3Down 5
17Falcons34-4Down 5
18Dolphins-14-4Down 4
19Bears-43-5Same
20Raiders-44-5Up 6
21Ravens-54-5Down 1
22Cardinals-54-4Up 2
23Jets-54-5Up 4
24Broncos-93-5Down 2
25Chargers-93-5Down 2
26Texans-113-5Down 5
27Bengals-133-5Down 2
28Buccaneers-162-6Same
29Colts-203-6Same
30Giants-271-7Same
3149ers-390-9Same
32Browns-410-8Same
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Mid Season Picks

We are half way though the season and things are starting to take shape.

AFC
East: Patriots (6-2)
The Pats dont seem to be able to put much distance between them and the Bills. Itll be interesting to see how this division plays out.

North: Ravens Steelers (6-2)
This division.. I tell ya.. You know what, fuck the Ravens.

South: Jaguars (5-3)
The very definition of mediocrity. First team to 9 wins will take the division.

West: Chiefs (6-3)
Its been a rough 4 weeks for the AFC West. Despite losing 3 of 4 games the Chiefs still have a 2 game lead.

NFC
East: Eagles (8-1)
It is going to be tough to stop this team. The Redskins and Cowboys are going to have to hope for wildcard spots this year.

North: Packers Vikings (6-2)
I said that Aaron Rodgers wont stay down. Well, if you break his bones I guess he will. The Packers are lost without their leader. That, coupled with the fact that the Vikings have won 4 straight, puts the Purple People Eaters in a good place.

South: Falcons Saints (6-2)
If you would have told me 4 weeks ago that the Saints would have taken first place in the NFC South I would not have believed you. But here they are, one of the best teams in the league.

West: Seahawks (5-3)
This is going to be a highly contested division. I feel like its going to come down to who wins head to head between the Seahawks and Rams. Right now, the Hawks have the advantage.

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Get Out (2017)

Jordan Peele of Key & Peele makes his directorial debut with this unconventional horror story that puts a creepy, psychological twist onGuess Who’s Coming To Dinner.

Chris (Danial Kaluuya) and Rose (Allison Williams) travel to the country to visit Rose’s parents for a weekend getaway. Things get cringey and awkward as more people arrive for some sort of gathering and treat Chris in unusual ways. Things keep building as this feeling of dread develops. You feel like there is no way this can end well.

The writing is great and the characters are all superb. There are plenty of tense moments and the pacing escalates as the movie progresses. It’s the kind of movie that restores faith in modern horror. Not everything needs to be sequels or boring dumb stuff.

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NFL Power Rankings Week 9

Last weeks top 6 teams all won this week. Really, there werent any big upsets. Sure, Im upset that the Lions cant figure out how to score touchdowns. But thats the price of being a Lions fan. Of course, at the bottom the 49ers and Browns are continuing to suck it up.

RankTeamPointsWinsLosesChange
1Eagles227-1Same
2Chiefs226-2Same
3Patriots196-2Up 1
4Saints185-2Up 1
5Steelers186-2Up 1
6Vikings166-2Down 3
7Bills115-2Up 4
8Rams105-2Down 1
9Panthers105-3Same
10Packers94-3Same
11Seahawks85-2Up 4
12Falcons74-3Up 1
13Jaguars64-3Down 1
14Dolphins44-3Down 6
15Redskins03-4Down 1
16Titans04-3Same
17Lions-13-4Same
18Cowboys-14-3Up 6
19Bears-23-5Same
20Ravens-24-4Up 6
21Texans-33-4Down 3
22Broncos-63-4Down 2
23Chargers-73-5Down 3
24Cardinals-73-4Up 1
25Bengals-73-4Up 3
26Raiders-83-5Down 3
27Jets-93-5Down 5
28Buccaneers-122-5Down 1
29Colts-222-6Same
30Giants-221-6Same
3149ers-330-8Same
32Browns-380-8Same
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Odd Thomas (2013)

Based on a crappy Dean Koontz novel, Odd Thomas (Anton Yelchin) is a likable guy who can see dead people and other ghastly creatures. He uses his special skills to fight the forces of evil and avenge the dead. Things start to spiral out of control as Odd starts to piece together a plot by some crooked cops to carry out a massacre at a mall.

Aside from an OK story, Anton Yelchin is the reason to watch this. He was a true master of his craft and brings so much enjoyment to an otherwise bland role.

Willem Dafoe has a minor part, but also manages to deliver the goods.

Ultimately, the movie could have been better, but thanks to Anton, it was definitely worth watching.

Rating:

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Zombeavers (2014)

The new era of horror comedy is under way. With the success of movies like Piranha 3D and Sharknado,the floodgates opened to allow for a wide range of crazy ideas, many involving some sort of animal.

The movie starts with a canister of bio hazard waste falling off of a truck, which makes its way downstream to a beaver dam and breaks open. The story shifts to three sorority sisters on their way to a secluded cabin to get some rest and relaxation away from their boyfriends and college stress. So far, none of this is exactly new territory. The boyfriends show up and the fun starts as the zombeavers attack.

The writers understood what they were making and they did it well. It’s less about building suspense and more about playing with the established trends in the genre. At one point, one of the girls tries to call the police and the line is dead. Cut to the phone box and it’s clear the zombeavers chewed through the phone line.

As things progress further out of control, there are some interesting developments that keep the momentum going. By the time it’s over, I’m left hoping they will make a sequel.

Rating:

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Saw III (2006)

Part 3 is where things go a little bit nutso. The movie picks up roughly where the last one left off, but quickly side-steps into new territory. Jigsaw/John Kramer is bed-ridden with the full effects of his cancer taking over. His lady accomplice kidnaps a surgeon to perform a cranial surgery to relieve pressure from his brain. Meanwhile, a grieving father is playing the Jigsaw game specifically designed to prey on the emotions surrounding the death of his son.

The difficulty with this movie is that it’s all over the place. The mystery of the previous two is gone. Everything is out in the open and the pacing is very uneven. There are some twists, but you’d have to care to really feel their impact.

The best word to describe this movie would be “torturous” because not only is it a chore to get through, it goes way too far to the extreme of movie killings. They dub these types of movies “torture porn” for a reason. The gore is off the charts, but totally done for the sake of topping what has already come before. There is almost no suspense. It’s just: “here’s something new and sick to witness.” I liked these movies better when it was like watching an escape room play out and the audience joined the characters trying to decipher the mystery of what was going on.

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The Legend of Hell House (1973)

Based on the novel Hell House by Richard Matheson, this haunted house flick finds a physicist named Dr. Barrett and a few other people commissioned to investigate a house with a history of paranormal activity.

Dr. Barrett brings a huge machine that is supposed to rid the house of bad energy and his wife. There are also a couple of psychics to help with the spirit hunting. Will they be able to leave the house with the lives and their sanity?

It definitely feels like 1973. Every electronic device is huge and boxy. It was a time when suspense and danger had to be conveyed in subtle ways. I’m sure it was all very effective back then, but aside from an eerie tone, there isn’t much in the way of fear-inducing imagery. Some of the possession scenes with pitch-lowered voices were kind of cool, though.

I wouldn’t call this a classic, but it’s OK for the time period.

Rating:

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