Derek's bad day at the office gets a whole lot worse when a virus infects everyone in the building and forces a lockdown. No one in the building is allowed to leave for 8 hours and everyone starts going crazy. The virus turns them into violent agents of chaos. Having just been fired and also infected with the virus, Derek goes on a rampage…
No one believes poor Cole after the events of the first movie. His parents want to put him in an academy for nutballs and the girl of his dreams seems to be hopelessly in the friend zone. Instead of dealing with the pressures of the real world, he goes to the lake with some friends to be a kid and enjoy life. Well, somebody…
After what seems like a horrific never ending year, this movie marathon thing seems less useful. Who needs to watch these movies? We've basically lived them! And we haven't even gotten to Act 3 yet, apparently! Like a true nature's child, we were born, born to be wild. We can climb so high, I never wanna die. So, I will soldier on with the…
The Kazoo will be back. Check out this game demo here: New and improved Kazoo 2 action
There once was a feller out east a ways, went by the name of The Great Daryl Nathan. He was the man for his time and place. Most people saw him on the public access and were inspired by his raw talent. He passed away recently and I found the below recording among my files. I hope you enjoy the magic that was The…
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He's back and marked for death. Due to the events of the second chapter, Johnny got himself into serious trouble. When he killed a prominent bigwig on neutral ground, he broke the rules and now he has to pay WITH HIS LIFE. The movie opens with John Wick frantically trying to prepare for his imminent excommunicado status. I guess that means he's out of…
He thought it would be easy to come out of retirement for a brief period to exact his revenge. Boy, was he wrong. In order for John Wick to retire in the first place, he had to swear a blood oath. Seems that the blood oath requires John Wick to do one last job for Santino D'Antonio, a mobster who wants his sister dead…
They stole his car and killed his dog. This means war. Keanu Reeves stars as the title character, John Wick, a retired hitman-for-hire who just wants to live his life in peace after losing his wife to a terminal illness. After some Russian thugs break into his house and beat him up, we wakes up to find his fancy Mustang stolen and his little…
Ralph (Jurgen Prochnow) is just an innocent engineer who wants to better the world with his car that runs on energy cells instead of gasoline. Car companies want his technology and oil companies want him dead in this German film from the mid-80s. For being an action thriller, it sure takes a long time to get going. The pumping 80s soundtrack was great when…
