We are about 30 minutes before kickoff so Im going to do this super fast. Here are my picks this week:

Cowboys @ Titans: Cowboys – Yeah, I know it already happened but I was going to pick them alright!
Cardinals @ Falcons: Falcons – Sad birds
Bears @ Lions: Lions – Back up to .500!
Jaguars @ Texans: Jaguars – Clinch the division!
Broncos @ Chiefs: Chiefs – Can the Broncos please be demoted?
Dolphins @ Patriots: Patriots – No Tua equals no gua
Colts @ Giants: Colts – The Giants WILL lose
Saints @ Eagles: Saints – Big upset pick of the week
Panthers @ Buccaneers: Panthers – Clinch the division!
Browns @ Commanders: Commanders – Slowly close the door to the playoffs for the Lions
49ers @ Raiders: 49ers – Waiting for the call to be the 49ers starting QB
Jets @ Seahawks: Jets – Open the playoffs door back up a little for the Lions
Vikings @ Packers: Vikings – Aaron Rodgers last game?
Rams @ Chargers: Chargers – More better draft picks for the Lions please
Steelers @ Ravens: Steelers – Get the Steelers up to .500
Bills @ Bengals: Bills – Bills win in over time less than 30 total points scored.