Its been a while since Ive talked about the football. For those of you who dont know, I have devised my own equation for ranking the NFL teams. Its pretty useless the first few weeks but now that the season is going, Im going to start sharing it with you. I know, youre welcome.

1. Vikings 5-0
2. Steelers 4-1
3. Falcons 4-1
4. Broncos 4-1
5. Raiders 4-1
6. Patriots 4-1
7. Packers 3-1
8. Cowboys 4-1
9. Texans 3-2
10. Eagles 3-1
11. Bills 3-2
12. Redskins 3-2
13. Seahawks 3-1
14. Ravens 3-2
15. Rams 3-2
16. Giants 2-3
17. Chiefs 2-2
18. Titans 2-3
19. Bengals 2-3
20. Buccaneers 2-3
21. Cardinals 2-3
22. Lions 2-3
23. Colts 2-3
24. Saints 1-3
25. Jets 1-4
26. Jaguars 1-3
27. Panthers 1-4
28. Bears 1-4
29. 49ers 1-4
30. Dolphins 1-4
31. Chargers 1-4
32. Browns 0-5