Jigsaw (2017)

They need to stop making these movies. Seriously. It's the same crap over and over. The murder games start up again and everyone thinks dead Jigsaw/John Kramer is behind it. Due to some clever jumping around in time it is revealed that the true killer is a copycat of Jigsaw attempting to recreate the first death games that were never discovered by the police.…

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A Quiet Place (2018)

The Office's John Krasinski co-writes, directs, and stars in this fascinating horror tale with a unique twist. It's a post apocalyptic Swiss Family Robinson tale with blind monsters that track the slightest sound. Krasinski and Emily Blunt play the mother and father of 3 children. They live on a farm and use sign language to communicate. One of the children is deaf, which explains…

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The First Purge (2018)

In this prequel to the Purge series, a new governing body, known as the New Founding Fathers of America, decides hold an experimental 12-hour "purge" period on Staten Island. Due to growing unrest fueled by crime and economic crises, it is determined that society needs this "anything goes" experiment to act as a catharsis for the chaos gripping the nation. The story opens with the NFFA…

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Green Room (2016)

Who is the most frightening horror movie villain? Freddy Krueger? Nah. Jason Voorhees? No way. Michael Myers? Shaa--as if! It's actually a group of well-organized neo-Nazis. This has got to be one of the most brutal and intense movies I've seen in recent years. I heard it was extreme, but I was not prepared. A punk rock band is on the road living out…

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The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2017)

I had higher hopes for this one than I probably should have. The weird thing is that I usually enjoy slow building, atmospheric movies a lot. The plot was both mysterious and intricate. The main story follows two girls at a Catholic boarding school before a holiday break. One girl struggling with the possibility of being pregnant and delays her parents' pickup by telling…

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Cube (1997)

It was the late 90s and I had heard about this little indie science fiction horror movie about some people stuck inside a maze. When I watched it, I was amazed at the execution of such a simple concept and how it was both satisfying and unsettling. The basic premise is 5 people trapped inside some sort of massive Rubik's Cube from hell. They…

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Stepfather 2: Make Room For Daddy (1989)

Terry O'Quinn (Lost's John Locke) is back as Jerry Blake the serial killer, having somehow survived the massive knife wound to the chest in the first movie. This movie starts with him in a maximum security asylum, which he breaks out of after murdering his psychiatrist and a guard. With a manhunt under way, Jerry travels from Washington state to Los Angeles where he starts…

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Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

I will admit I had really low expectations going into this one. I may have seen the first Slumber Party Massacre and it may have been terrible. The crazy thing is that this sequel was actually pretty entertaining, even though it is total schlock. The story follows Courtney (Crystal Bernard), who was a survivor of the first massacre and is plagued with nightmares involving death and…

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Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)

A schoolteacher in New Orleans, Annie (Kelly Rowan), is haunted by the urban legend of Candyman in this sequel to the 1992 horror hit. Tony Todd reprises his role as the hook-handed Candyman, who murdered Annie's father at some point in the past. Her brother goes after an author who wrote a book about the Candyman murders, and ends up being framed for the…

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Hatchet (2007)

They call this the start of a new classic horror series, but I'm not buying it. Sure, this movie spawned three sequels, but it's not exactly ground breaking. In New Orleans for Mardi Gras, a group of friends decide to take a haunted bus/swamp tour when things take a deadly turn. On the boat tour, they are told about a local legend involving a…

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