On his way to Mexico to see the child he didn't know he had, an alcoholic mess of a human stumbles into a small town's yearly tradition of hunting humans. Warren is played by Martin Dingle Wall, a poor man's Kurt Russell/Bill Paxton, who struggles with his alcohol demons throughout the movie. His performance was not bad, and reminded me a bit of Snake…
Suburban life turns deadly when some nut jobs decide to enact their own version of The Purge by sending red letters to the members of a community instructing each person to kill the neighbor in each card. The story follows a recently divorced mother of two as the family receives their red letters and ponders what to do. The premise was not terrible, and…
Elisabeth Moss plays Cecilia, a woman who escaped an abusive relationship and lives in fear of her ex-husband, who supposedly killed himself. The more she tries to move on and live her life, the more her ex haunts her and everyone around her begins to think she is crazy. Some of the best horror movies make use of unseen terror to keep the viewer…
Another workplace horror movie, similar to Mayhem. Shortly after starting their work day at the Belko Industries in Bogotá, Colombia, the building goes into lockdown and the employees are informed that they must start killing their fellow co-workers or a number of random employees will be killed with a little explosive charge implanted in the backs of their necks. Initially, the employees try to…
Elijah Wood is an estranged son, named Norval, with a goofy haircut who goes to visit his dad in a remote coastal cabin. He hasn't seen his dad since he was a wee lad. Well, things aren't too good between them, but they'll work through their problems as best they can. Maybe? This was a ripping good time mainly because it was unknown what…
Doug is a priest who finds an ancient tooth in China which gives him the power to turn into a dinosaur. Even though he doesn't want to kill people, he decides to become a vigilante dino super hero anyway. Along the way, he fights ninjas and saves a hooker from her violent pimp, then becomes her boyfriend. This is one of the most absurd…
As shops close and properties are bought up by a single real estate company, three teens discover a plot by vampires to take over the Bronx. While it's not the best movie ever, I did like the pacing and adventure. I also found it to encapsulate the spirit of Stranger Things and The Lost Boys, which is something I didn't know I needed last…
Welcome to sequel town. This time in 3D! Silent Hill did so well in 2006, it took them 6 years to do a sequel. This time around, the story is minimized in favor of jump scares and 3D effects. Heather is a girl with a lot of bad dreams about the town of Silent Hill. When her dad is kidnapped, she must return to…
Hell hath no fury like a 13-year-old girl who recently lost her mother to cancer. Becky (Lulu Wilson) is pissed at her father, her school, and the world. She's depressed and having difficulty coping with the loss of her mother. Her father, Jeff (Joel McHale), brings her up to their lake house in the woods for a relaxing weekend getaway. Oh, and he also…
It's the late 80s and three girls go to a heavy metal concert where they meet three guys. A little bit of flirting and some drugged drinks later, the girls reveal their true intentions: to murder the dudes and make it look like a satanic cult ritual. One of the girls has a change of heart and decides not to go through with it…
