In the year 2025, machines will take over the planet Earth and enslave the human race. In an effort to understand humanity better, they will force one human to watch 31 horror movies for the month of October. There will be no clowning around. Starting on October the 1st, 2025, the reviews will be here for your reading pleasure, posted one per day.

A word of warning: This is not for the squeamish. What lies ahead requires intestinal fortitude with a hint of bowel control. If you are easily offended by disturbing content, please return to the safety of your Facebooks featuring Honey Labubu.