Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Good old Samuel L. Jackson makes this tongue-in-cheek horror comedy worth watching. Aside from Sam L., the best thing going for this movie is that it has a simple plot and moves fast enough to keep you from asking any questions about the humongous plot holes. Sean (Nathan Phillips) is an Xtreme sports guy who witnesses a ruthless mobster kill a lawyer in Hawaii…

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The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

Based on the novel by Bram Stoker, I have to say that this is a weird movie, but I kinda dug it. After an archaeologist (Peter Capaldi) finds a strange large snake skull, he starts to suspect there is more to the local legend of the white worm. In comes the Lady Marsh (Amanda Donohoe) and people start getting bitten by unseen snakes when…

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Slither (2006)

What you have here is a enjoyable spiritual cousin to The Blob, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and The Thing. A meteor falls to Earth and out comes a worm creature that infects a guy (Michael Rooker) in a small town, who becomes the main vessel for the hive mind. He does their bidding and infects a woman who becomes the balloon host for…

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MLB Power Rankings – Division Series

Power rankings system devised and compiled weekly by Stemshul. “Expert” analysis by paradroid. He sees the future! Well, it was an exciting end to the season, with both A.L. wildcard spots up for grabs between 4 teams on the final day. The N.L. West title was also decided by game 162, with the Giants winning to push the 106 win Dodgers into the N.L.…

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Cellar Dweller (1987)

Oof. Who dropped the stink bomb? This is one painfully bad movie. The beginning starts with Mr. Re-Animator himself, Jeffrey Combs, as a comic artist who unleashes a demonic beast creature by drawing it. Fast forward many years to an art student named Whitney (Deborah Farentino) summoning the demonic beast through drawings. It's almost like a vengeance demon that goes after the people Whitney…

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Frankenstein Unbound (1990)

I remember seeing the VHS box for this at the video store. The multi-color stitched together eyeball was an effective way to sell Frankenstein as a visual. I never actually watched it until now, but the odd thing is that it seems to be out-of-print or only available on DVD. No streaming services seem to have it and the best I could do was…

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Freaky (2020)

It's a horror comedy twist on the body swapping classic Freaky Friday. Vince Vaughn plays a serial killer called the Blissfield Butcher who goes on a killing spree and accidentally changes bodies with a high school girl named Millie (Kathryn Newton) after stabbing her with a mystical dagger. The killer resumes killing as the teen girl, making it easier to hide from detectives. Millie,…

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Creep (2004)

On the way home from a party, Kate (Franka Potente) becomes trapped in an underground subway station and hunted by an unseen creature as she tries to find a way out. Along the way, she attempts to find help from a homeless couple and a night guard. They did a really good job of keeping the creature as an unseen menace for the first…

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